necromantiqua
lekswinterisdyslexic:

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins
1. Stupidity
2. Pretentiousness
3. Solipsism
4. Self-deceit
5. Herd conformity
6. Lack of perspective
7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies
8. Counterproductive pride
9. Lack of aesthetics
That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

lekswinterisdyslexic:

danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins

1. Stupidity

2. Pretentiousness

3. Solipsism

4. Self-deceit

5. Herd conformity

6. Lack of perspective

7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies

8. Counterproductive pride

9. Lack of aesthetics

That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

sychadelix

spiderkiss:

poppypicklesticks:

maraudere:

Josh Thomas talks about male suicide

I wonder how feminists will react to this

Probably ignore it then go back to making male tears mugs and gifs 

Actually this is a very common idea among feminists

It’s something feminists have been talking about for years it’s called toxic masculinity and it’s one of the common threads among the topic of ‘Patriarchy hurts men too’. If fact the first time I read about toxic masculinity was on a feminist blog.

If you actually read things feminists talk about instead of straw manning them you might know this but OH WELL

sixpenceee
sixpenceee:

CREEPY THINGS TO WATCH
A compilation of all the horror filled movies, t.v shows & documentaries I could find. It includes some of my own masterposts and other people’s masterposts. 
Scary Movie Masterpost
Childhood Halloween Masterpost
Psychological Thriller Movie Masterpost
Not So Scary Movie Masterpost
Link to Horror Movies You Shouldn’t Miss
Another Horror Movie Masterpost
Foreign Horror Films Masterpost
Creepy Short Film Masterpost
American Horror Story Masterpost
The Walking Dead Masterpost
Supernatural Masterpost
Scooby-Doo Masterpost
Top 10 Disturbing Documentaries
A Haunting Episode List
X-Files Episode List
Ghost Hunters Episode List
Ghost Adventures Episode List
The Twilight Zone Episode List
Unsolved Mysteries Series
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Series
Ghost Whisperer Series
Psychic Kids Series
Is It Real Series
Sightings Series
Strange But True Series
COSTUME/CREEPY MAKE-UP TUTORIALS
A compilation of amazing people with a talent for art and expression. Some of these are gorey, so be cautious. 
Cracked Doll
Infected
Severed Fingers
Dissected Arm
Maggot Eyes
Corpse Bride
Nightmare Before Christmas
Coraline
Dead Bride
Creepy Dummy Doll
Annabelle Doll
The Exorcist
The Ring
Silent Hill Nurse
Chucky: Child’s Play
Candy Demon
Unwanted House Guest
Monster Girl
Blood Nail Art
Scary Fairy Nails
Cute & Easy Halloween Nails
CREEPY STORY NARRARATIONS
What’s better than reading scary stories? Listening to them from people who have a voice that perfectly match the suspense needed for such stories.
MrCreepyPasta
DeadJosey
WellHeyProductions
CreepsMcPasta
Cry Reads
TheLittleFears
ChillingTalesForDarkNights
TheCreepyPastaRaven
Otis Jiry
TheCreepyBookworm
MissShadowLovely
Madame Macabre
Litter Bot
TalesofTim
KittenReadsHorror
Baranabas
CreepyPastaJr
TheCreepyDark
CreepyRainbowPasta
NIGHTMARE FUEL
Creepy compilations from around the web and from posts I’ve made before. 
Top Rated Scary Stories
Cracked on Horror
Listverse Bizarre and Creepy
Creepiest Gifs
Reddit No Sleep
Reddit Paranormal
Reddit Horror
Creepy Contacts
Top 10 Sixpenceee Stories
Top 10 Reddit Lets Not Meet Stories
Top 10 Creepy Short Films
Compilation of Short Creepy Stories
Unsettling Things on the Internet
Top 10 Terrifying YouTube Videos
Top 10 Creepy Audio Recordings
Creepy Dares List
Creepy Facts Compilation
Top 5 Disturbing Topics
Top 5 Fake Documentaries
6 Terrifying Comics
Common Nightmares & Their Meanings
Creepy Japanese Urban Legends
Creepy Lost Episodes Compilation
Compilation of Horror Pranks
Top 5 Mass Extinctions
Glitch in the Matrix
Top 10 Found Footage & Creepy Videos
Top 10 Long Scary Stories
Ways to Contact the Dead
Creepy Meaning Behind Nursery Rhymes
Creepiest Glitch Experiences
Paranormal Science Resources
Map of Monsters/Ghosts/Cryptids in the USA
Everything on Astral Projection
Everything on Terrifying Dolls
HORROR MASTERPOSTS
The first couple are masterposts I’ve made, the rest are masterposts I’ve gathered from other blogs. 
Masterpost of World’s Scariest Places
Masterpost of True Terrifying Events
Masterpost of Creepy Stories
Masterpost of Gothic Novels
Masterpost of Creepy Websites
Masterpost of Creepy Online Games
Masterpost of Creepy Sleep-Over Games
Masterpost of Scary Music
Masterpost of Free Indie Horror Games
Another Halloween Masterpost
Halloween Pixel/Background Masterpost
Another Halloween Pixel/Banners/Cursor Masterpost
Chilling Tales For Dark Nights Masterpost
Paranormal Podcast Masterpost
Scary App Masterpost
Paranormal Creatures Masterpost
Superstitions Masterpost
Creepy Wikipedia Articles Masterpost
Masterpost of Creepy Stuff
Myths & Urban Legends Masterpost
The Bloodworth Saga Masterpost
Scary October Masterpost
CREEPY TUMBLR BLOGS
Some creepy blogs to keep your dash scary 24/7. Thanks to everyone who contacted me for this. Sorry, if I’m forgetting you. I really am. I made this list during midterms week & I was half dead.
hauntergrave
frighteningme
nightmaresaround
unexplained-events
hellyeacreepyshit
fuckyeahnightmares
fifteenhours-creepystories
terrifiantus
spookymrsboo
paranormalstoriess
scare-me-silly
forget-no-sleep
needtostayawake
fatalitum
thecryptocreep
frightningmares
theoddcollection
factualfolklore
cryptidclub
girl-from-uncle
clarence-and-nora
msnohbdy
mysticmud
spectral-shenanigans
littlesplicerbun
paranormal-witness
wishbonee
horror—forever
spookispooks
ominousvox
whispersinanemptyroom
thenordicbeast
phasmophobiaa
macabreproductions
forestofthebloody
creepiesandcryptids
creepyconfession
77743
that-other-creepy-friend
ghoulcatt
crybabycreeper
northpacificdreams
sciophobic
creepycrawlies-and-ghoststories
spooksayer
horrifiedhorror
countingaliens
psychologyofterror
hairyghostleg
thebrightsideofinsanity
theliterarybreaker
crypdoezoology
zencreepypasta
spookyookycity
p1ckm3
creepyartetc
gloriouslymacabre
human-chernobyl
horrorstoriescentral
fuckyeahstrangeshit
spiraphobia
angelicvibes
horror-is-not-dead
deep-dark-fears
cryptidcrossword
nightmarishthings
angrynerdyblogger
creepy-gifs
ghettogothh
Well, there you go! :) Be sure to check out my halloween special, where you guys get to share your halloween spirit. Have a lovely October & Halloween everyone!

sixpenceee:

CREEPY THINGS TO WATCH

A compilation of all the horror filled movies, t.v shows & documentaries I could find. It includes some of my own masterposts and other people’s masterposts. 

COSTUME/CREEPY MAKE-UP TUTORIALS

A compilation of amazing people with a talent for art and expression. Some of these are gorey, so be cautious. 

CREEPY STORY NARRARATIONS

What’s better than reading scary stories? Listening to them from people who have a voice that perfectly match the suspense needed for such stories.

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Creepy compilations from around the web and from posts I’ve made before. 

HORROR MASTERPOSTS

The first couple are masterposts I’ve made, the rest are masterposts I’ve gathered from other blogs. 

CREEPY TUMBLR BLOGS

Some creepy blogs to keep your dash scary 24/7. Thanks to everyone who contacted me for this. Sorry, if I’m forgetting you. I really am. I made this list during midterms week & I was half dead.

Well, there you go! :) Be sure to check out my halloween special, where you guys get to share your halloween spirit. Have a lovely October & Halloween everyone!

sonnyforpresident
I hope you fall madly in love with her.
I hope you do all the things you never did with me.
I hope every time you see her your heart skips a beat, and you can’t picture life without her.
I hope she completes you, and that you both decide to begin a life together.
And just as you think life can’t get any better
I hope on a beautiful Sunday morning she wakes up and decides to leave the home you built together.
I hope you never hear from her again.
And just as you feel you might lose your mind from the stress
I hope you remember me and realize that karma never loses an address.

#RafelinaMichelle

RafelinaMichelle.com

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thefandomsthatwaited

twentyoneskeletonpilots:

batsyandmrj:

There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?

Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?

It’s almost like people really didn’t want a Wonder Woman movie They just wanted to complain about there not being one

ruinedchildhood

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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crash-mcbarason

ego-x:

because-blackgirls-duh:

linrenzo:

onlyblackgirl:

efecte:

sagaltesfaye:

onlyblackgirl:

I love my First Lady

Can you please tell her to tell her husband to stop killing muslims? Thanks

literally all she does is try to make the country “healthy” by giving students shitty school lunches like please do something else and help your husband fix the economy! *goes awf*

Imma need y’all to learn how the United States Government works. You don’t have to like her or the president but learn that they do not makes the decisions, they really do not have very much power, the president does not have the power to just snap his fingers and make shit happen or change things. You have to have 2/3 vote from congress to take a shit, let alone do anything having to do with government. The entire government was set up to make sure that exact thing could never happen, that is why there are 3 branches and that little thing called checks and balances.

In fact let me just break this down for y’all right here. 

  • President has 2 OFFICIAL jobs, Commander and Chief of the Armed Forces, but he only controls a limited amount of the funding for those troops (enough for 90 to 120 days) to engage these troops in combat. He CANNOT just declare war. only congress can declare war. The second, Accountant over the Federal Budget. 
  • He also is responsible for creating and balancing the national budget, but everything has to be approved by congress with a 2/3 vote. 
  • He signs bills into law, can veto them as well, however congress can override his veto. 
  • He assigns judges to the Supreme court, with the senates approval. 
  • He assigns foreign ambassadors, with the senates approval. 
  • he creates his own cabinet for people to research into areas that he might not have the time to, these are the only people who do not have to get approval from senate
  • congress is made up of 535 people (100 senators 435 HoR) for any of them to come to 1 agreement has only happened once in the history of this country, and that was to go into WWII, and even that the house voted 434 to one (1st woman house of Representative she was from Maine too, she voted against WW1 and 2)  and the judicial branch can call anything unconstitutional and kill it as well. 

and if you think i’m lying you can literally google this shit in 2 seconds. 

That tea is delicious

SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN! 

I often wonder if people realize that if the president could decide things by just snapping his fingers it wouldn’t be democracy??? but dictatorship??? like???