I hope you fall madly in love with her.
I hope you do all the things you never did with me.
I hope every time you see her your heart skips a beat, and you can’t picture life without her.
I hope she completes you, and that you both decide to begin a life together.
And just as you think life can’t get any better
I hope on a beautiful Sunday morning she wakes up and decides to leave the home you built together.
I hope you never hear from her again.
And just as you feel you might lose your mind from the stress
I hope you remember me and realize that karma never loses an address.
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
And then one time when the show got canceled…
and then when it came back..
you’re missing my favorite one though